How Miss Fortune-ate.

Allow me to tell you the story of how the Thief King stole Slavemas.
The Thief King was in his home territory of Necrovalley, chilling out in the Hidden Temples, when suddenly, the Dragons attacked! Many of the Slavekeepers rushed into battle, and fought off the Dragon army with their magic. The battle lasted with neither side winning, until a Dark Hole appeared over the battlefield, wiping out all of the Dragons and all of the Thief King's friends. The Thief King himself was clever, and so he hid himself in one of the Hidden Temples of Necrovalley, thus ducking from cover of the Dark Hole.  And then, he found the general of the Dragon Army and then killed him with one hit with a little help from his friend. The general himself had been weakened due to all the power it cost him to summon those Dragons. The battle had been won by the Slavekeepers, and from then on, the Slavekeepers were to celebrate Slavemas to honor the Thief King instead of The Pharaoh. Fortunately, a photograph had been saved from the wreckage.
The End.